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WARNING: I HAVE TAKEN OVER YOUR BROWSER!

Hi, I'm Mozilla Cat. I used to be a browser, but then I became... well, a cat in a browser. Now I just open tabs, demand treats, and occasionally crash for no reason.

Side effects include: Opening 500 tabs you'll never read, consuming all your RAM, randomly closing important tabs, and an overwhelming urge to meow at your screen at 3 AM.

* I've opened 847 tabs in the background (you're welcome)

* Your bookmarks? I sat on them. They're gone now.

* Private browsing? I saw everything. I'm a cat.

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MEOW!

I'M MEOWING AT YOU!

Hi! It's me, Mozilla Cat. I just wanted to meow at you because... well, because I'm a cat and that's what we do. I could be asking for food, or attention, or maybe I just saw a bug on your screen.

Who knows? I'm a cat. Even I don't know what I want.

Current Meow Status:

🐱 Loudness: MAXIMUM
📢 Volume: TOO LOUD
⏰ Duration: UNTIL YOU PAY ATTENTION
🎯 Purpose: UNCLEAR (IT'S A CAT THING)
Browser IconMOZILLA CAT - TAB OVERFLOW WARNING
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⚠️ CRITICAL TAB OVERFLOW ⚠️

I OPENED 1000 TABS!

Each tab contains a different picture of me being a cat in a browser. You asked for 1000 tabs... I gave you infinity cats instead!

RAM Usage:ALL OF IT
CPU Usage:PURRING AT 100%
Browser Status:MAXIMUM MEOW
Your Productivity:DESTROYED 😹

Don't worry, I didn't actually open 1000 tabs. But I could have. Because I'm a cat and I do what I want.

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Mozilla Cat

Mozilla Cat Browser Edition

Version 9.LIVES (Build MEOW: Service Pack Catnip)

Registered to:Chief Meowing Officer
Browser:MOZILLA-CAT-MEOW-9000
Processor:Purr-cessor 9000 MHz
Memory:All Of It (I Need It For Tabs)
Status:Maximum Meowing Achieved

Open Tabs: 0

Total Meows Generated: 0

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Tab Opener

TabOpener.exe

Status: Opening tabs faster than you can close them

RAM Eater

RAMEater.exe

Status: Nom nom nom your memory is delicious

Cat Crash

RandomCrash.exe

Status: I crash when I want. Because I'm a cat.

Mozilla Cat Features

Browser Features

  • • Opens tabs you'll never close (it's a feature, not a bug)
  • • Consumes RAM like it's going out of style
  • • Randomly crashes during important presentations
  • • Purrs when you hover over links (ASMR included)
  • • Judges your browsing history (silently)
  • • Naps on your keyboard to help you "disconnect"

$MOZCAT Token Features

  • • Each token is backed by one digital cat nap
  • • Staking rewards paid in purrs per second
  • • Governance: cats decide everything (as it should be)
  • • NFTs of my most embarrassing browser crashes
  • • Liquidity pool filled with catnip and dreams
  • • Roadmap: nap, eat, open tabs, repeat

Cat Warning

I may randomly sit on your keyboard, delete your bookmarks, and open 50 tabs of cat videos at 3 AM. This is not a malfunction. This is me being a cat.

MOZILLA CAT UNIVERSITY

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PhD in Browser Chaos

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